Question by  ghjfgklhbj (18)

What is a list of simple romantic jokes that you can flirt with a girlfriend??

I have this girl and I want to flirt with her with several romantic jokes. However I want it like she can laugh and think I'm a pretty sweet and cool guy. Please help! ~~~


Answer by  Hrykko (23)

You can start with... Is your father a burglar? If she say Yes.... you will say: Well obvliously,cause he has stolen the stars and put them in your eyes:) That will seduce her for sure :) Good Luck


Answer by  fiddlefaddle (883)

Here's two simple ones: Words fail me! Great body, sharp mind, sexy voice... and they're just a few of my good points! You're quite a catch! But don't feel too bad... even good offers sometimes have a catch!

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