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Question by  ghjfgklhbj (18)

Can I have a list of jokes that girls really like??

I like to make a girlfriend and i want to start off with a joke (for girls not boy funny) that is going to make her laugh and think I'm a cool guy. Please help! ~~

 
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Answer by  Anonymous

What makes a girl laugh is a boy who is relaxed and caring and honest and just being his normal self and just being normal. Be a good person and be honest. Women find that very refreshing after all the lying a--holes they've had to deal with all their lives.

 
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Answer by  Marybeth (841)

You have to have to use your gift of flirting, move in close and say: Will you hold it against me if I tell you, you have a great body? Make sure you smile a naughtly little smile and look her straight in the eye. Do not look at her boobs.

 
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Answer by  Anonymous

why didn't the skeleton go to the party? cus he had no body to go with.

 
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Answer by  SabrinaR (3)

hahaha stay between the holidays? Wtf???!!

 
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Answer by  matt43 (65)

If your left left is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I stay between the holidays? This one always gets them. At first they think you are kind of weird, but then they realize that you just have a good sense of humor.

 
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