Question by  ghjfgklhbj (18)

Can I have a list of jokes that girls really like??

I like to make a girlfriend and i want to start off with a joke (for girls not boy funny) that is going to make her laugh and think I'm a cool guy. Please help! ~~


Answer by  Anonymous

What makes a girl laugh is a boy who is relaxed and caring and honest and just being his normal self and just being normal. Be a good person and be honest. Women find that very refreshing after all the lying a--holes they've had to deal with all their lives.


Answer by  Marybeth (841)

You have to have to use your gift of flirting, move in close and say: Will you hold it against me if I tell you, you have a great body? Make sure you smile a naughtly little smile and look her straight in the eye. Do not look at her boobs.


Answer by  Anonymous

why didn't the skeleton go to the party? cus he had no body to go with.


Answer by  SabrinaR (3)

hahaha stay between the holidays? Wtf???!!


Answer by  matt43 (65)

If your left left is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I stay between the holidays? This one always gets them. At first they think you are kind of weird, but then they realize that you just have a good sense of humor.

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