Question by  cloud1st (2)

What is a funny retirement joke?

I am writing a card to a friend.


Answer by  pswdfreak (7)

While all of us here hope you enjoy your retirement, we are going to miss you. No other employee has done such a great job making us look good in comparison!


Answer by  Ryan1987 (20)

Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? The term comes with a 10% percent discount. Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.


Answer by  ClipperMD (33)

You've always been one who enjoys not having to go to work, and now that you're retired, you can enjoy that 3 or 4 times a day!


Answer by  danielle1979 (116)

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.

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