Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
The term comes with a 10% percent discount.
Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.