While all of us here hope you enjoy your retirement, we are going to miss you. No other employee has done such a great job making us look good in comparison!
Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
The term comes with a 10% percent discount.
Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
