Do you know any kids lightning bug jokes?

Answer by  kdwesner (18)

one of the many joys of summer as a child is watching fireflies at dusk. What better way to encourage kids to think abstractly than with jokes? What do you get when you cross a firefly and a moth? A bug that can see it's way around inside a closet!

Answer by  Lillian (87)

Why was the lightening bug unhappy? Her children were not very bright. Why did the lightening bug have trouble sleeping? She didn't know how to turn off her nightlight.

Answer by  bigdog22 (308)

This one is kind of corny, but I heard it in cub scouts when I was a little kid: Why was the lightning bug unhappy? Because her children were not very bright.

Answer by  foxyd78 (92)

why did the police give the firefly a ticket? because he had a broken tail light! what happened to the dog that swallowed the firefly? he was de-lighted. how do fireflies start a race? ready, set, glow! what did the spider say to the firefly? my you are awful flashy!

Answer by  pezhead420 (182)

Did you see the lightning bug that backed into a fan? It was de-lighted, no end. Why was the lightning bug unhappy? Because her children were not very bright. Why do fireflies love thunderstorms? Because they are lightning bugs! Why did the lightning bug keep stealing things? Because he was light fingered!