What is a funny rabbi joke?

Answer by  msreid (17)

there's a preist and rabbi fishing on a lake. They hold signs to a passing road saying "The end is near". A passing motorist scoffs and complains how religous nuts are always forcing their veiws on everyone. A crash is heard. "Told you we should have just wrote 'Bridge Out'"

Answer by  blueeyes (4)

A blind man is sitting on a park bench. A Rabbi sits down next to him. The Rabbi is chomping on a piece of matzoh. Taking pity on the blind man, he breaks off a piece and gives it to the blind man. Minutes later, the blind man turns, taps the Rabbi on the shoulder and asks, "Who wrote this?