What is a clean joke for a family event?

Answer by  ally2243 (31)

What do you call a fish with no eyes? (you have to wait for a few guess answers cause they are always the best!) Answer: Fffssssshhhhh! Make sure you sound it out, not spell it.

Answer by  trigonometry (668)

"Mr. President, we have a problem! The Chinese painted the moon red!", "No problem, tell Nasa to send someone up with white paint and write Coca-Cola on it!"

Answer by  mogihumtusin1 (71)

Joke that is suitable to be share on a family table such is while dining together,birthday party, etc. This jokes is a deception of a situation communicated with the intent of being humorous without including bad words and an adult content. This jokes are typically for the entertainment and amusement for family including the children.