What are some good pastor jokes?

Answer by  dooney (222)

During an ecumenical convention one Vicar admitted throwing all the collection money onto the altar from the choir stalls. Any money that landed and stayed on the altar belonged to God and the rest was his. Our pastor, said he just threw it all up into the air and prayed. 'Catch, Lord' What God wouldn't catch was his.

Answer by  hahagal (983)

When I was a child and got dirty, my mother would spit on a handkerchief and use it to clean the dirt off. I guess in her mind, muddy and disgusting was better than just muddy.