What are some hilarious one liners?

Answer by  icanoutfishyou (1148)

Hey Baby, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? What say to a girl with two black eyes? - Nothing, someone already told her twice. Why doesn't a woman need a drivers license? - Because there isn't a road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Answer by  Etheline (76)

Try this one: A men's life is only about three circle rings, 1. Engagement ring, 2. Wedding ring, 3. Suffer-ring.

Answer by  Milette4 (900)

All men are idiots and I married their King. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. When there's a will, I want to be in it. It's a small world , unless you have to walk home.