What are some good jokes about pastors?

Answer by  tamarawilhite (17883)

A man tells the pastor, "I saw a rabbi, a priest, and a nun walk into a bar -" And the pastor says, "I Protestant that! "

Answer by  MCheryll (105)

Being a new pastor to an aging congregation, I told them I would be serving them prune juice in Holy Communion. When asked why I would dare entertain such a thought, I said,"If the Holy Spirit won't move you--the prune juice will! "