What are some funny insults?

Answer by  jupiterfox (328)

Some good insults are "I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse","I had a nightmare,I dreamt I was you" and "there are some stupid people in this world and you helped me realize it".

Answer by  kalamitykrys (228)

Grunting at them in a way to say that they are too stupid to even be able to communicate real words would be amusing. Also any kind of play off of their names would work well too.

Answer by  len (18)

You say: At the risk of sounding like the doctor who delivered you... this is going to get ugly. How many football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One football player to screw in the light bulb, and two football players to slap each other on the butt when they succeed.

Answer by  Anonymous

I would have liked to insult you, but with your intelligence you wouldn't get offended. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion? Try corsinet (it's a website, under braincandy, in section insults)

Answer by  lgk (2426)

I am sorry to see your fectalrectaloptimitis is kicking in today, perhaps I should come back latter. Pretty much that means they have their head shoved up their bum so far it gives them a bad out look on life. Just make out when asked like it is a really bad disease nobody wants. Worked for me many times.

Answer by  phrogi (79)

Meatheads! That is a perfect insult for football players. And to tell the truth you don't need comebacks. Just know that they will end up in a sad world.

Answer by  crisduarte (363)

Your Momma jokes for example: Your momma's like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and lays in the closet. Your momma's like a hardware store 5 cents a screw .

Answer by  flasker (120)

You could make fun of their mother with a "momma joke". Examples: Your momma is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund. Your momma is so fat her blood type is Prego. Your momma is so ugly when she was little they tied a pork chop around her neck so the dog would play with her.

Answer by  dooney (222)

Your head is so big it puts satellites out of orbit I see your ego has ousted out your brain. Did you learn your outstanding skill from a toddler?