Do you know any funny questions about which would you choose?

Answer by  BtB (47)

Who would win in a farting a contest: Chuck Norris after five cans of beans or Bruce Lee after 8 pounds of broccoli and rice?

Answer by  cannonball (111)

If you were stranded on a desert island (and Gilligan wasn't with you), who would you rather be stranded with you, the Fonz from Happy Days or Barney Fife from the Andy Griffith Show? You have to admit, they both bring their own set of talents and skills to the scenario.

Answer by  user71 (796)

There is always the old rock or a hard place. Boxers or briefs. Dog person or cat person? Harvard or Yale?

Answer by  Turkwork (1150)

How about Archie or Meat Head, Love or Money, Popeye's Spinach Yes or No, Batman or Superman, Mario or Luigi, Laverne or Shirley, Richie or the Fonz, Bert or Ernie, Mr. Rogers or Captain Kangaroo, Santa or The Elves, Lenny or Squiggy, the beach or the mountains, Oprah or Dr. Phil.

Answer by  xomoney (104)

what do u call a brown chicken mixed with a brown cow? when u mix those animals you calll the newborn a brownchickenbrowncow