What's a clever way to word pirate invitations?

Answer by  sanityrose (2664)

A pirate invitation can be very clever! You could state that the invitee is commanded to report to the dock (parties address) and that they are requested to walk the plank and jump aboard "his/her" party ship(having a plank at the door would be great)!

Answer by  bunkerhill (825)

Aarg, _____ is inviting all his/her mateys to shiver their timbers at his/her birthday feast There be grub and (ginger)Ale at the SS _______(fill in your address here) be there or walk the plank!