What are some stupid quotes?

Answer by  jreidmds (221)

To begin with use almost anything spoken by Richard Nixon, but the funniest is " I am not a crook.' This could be followed by Bill Clinton's " I never had sex with that woman." But any words that come out of the mouth of Sarah Palin is inherently stupid.

Answer by  Laura89 (157)

"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you criticize him, you'll be a mile away and you'll have his shoes." -Jack Handey "If you rob a bank and your pants fall down, it's okay to laugh and let your hostages laugh too because come on, life is funny." -Jack Handey

Answer by  abrazo (175)

"If you want to go somewhere in life, you have to paddle your own canoe." My grandma taught me that one...it was her high school graduation motto in 1933.

Answer by  dc12341980 (43)

"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am." - Homer J. Simpson "I have opinions of my own...but I don't always agree with them." -g. Bush