Question by  navyt34driver (26)

What are some lesser known George Carlin quotes?

I need some family friendly George Carlin quotes for a report that I am doing.


Answer by  RoseNy (500)

Here are some: "Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy." "Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice?'" "If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work.:


Answer by  patti (29325)

Carlin said: Always do whatever's next. -- Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. -- Electricity is really just organized lightning. -- I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.


Answer by  Jim23 (303)

A statement from George Carlin is stated ,"Beethoven was so hard of hearing that he thought he was a painter."


Answer by  aehaut1 (38)

Some lesser known family-friendly George Carlin quotes are "by and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth," or "electricity is really just organized lightening." He has a good amount of clean jokes.


Answer by  DJMandwich (18)

Electricity is really just organized lightning. Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?


Answer by  dbusha1 (175)

Although George Carlin knew far more than "seven dirty words", he could work with kids, too. My favorite Carlin quote is "Why don't sheep shrink when it rains"?


Answer by  Brett (7986)

"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?" "The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life"


Answer by  dsvyas (16)

George Carlin quotes: 1. "It isn't fair: the caterpillar does all the work, and the butterfly gets all the glory." 2. "What was the best thing before sliced bread?" 3. "When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? "

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