What are some good wedding jokes?

Answer by  MCRealShot (34)

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering. There are two times a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage! A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife!

Answer by  TJenkins602 (656)

One good wedding joke is the joke about every woman's fantasy to have two men. One for cooking and the other for cleaning. Another good wedding joke has to do with frustration and panic.

Answer by  eluery (90)

may i suggest: A woman said to her friend, 'I my husband a millionaire', the friend was impressed and asked what he was before he married her,she replied, 'a multi-millionaire'

Answer by  missster (38)

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!).