Question by  rigormortis (13)

What can be done to help the penguins during global warming?

We are worried about penguins getting too warm.


Answer by  malone (4817)

Penguins have been around a long time and have been through the earth's natural warming and cooling cycles. Al Gore simply named these cycles "global warming" to get naive people worked up so they will buy carbon offsets from his companies. The penguins will be fine.


Answer by  les59 (852)

Perhaps we can relocate penquins from the North Pole to the South Pole and see if that helps. I don't know what the ecological ramifications of this would be, like introducing African Honeybees to the United States, it may backfire. Scientists should probably check penguin mating habits and instincts first before doing this.

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